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The fine print reads: “Scientologists, Jehovah’s Witnesses Know Why.  Jerry, Taking And Keeping Peoples’ Stuff Without Asking Isn’t Borrowing.  It’s Stealing. [CA Code 484] Stealing From The 1 Neighbor Who’s Tried To Defend Your Slime Behavior to Other Neighbors [You Took the Gleasons’ Mail Box? Why?] Is Studpidity.  When You’re Not Stupid You Can Come Here.”